Geneva Switzerland. A rampaging bear consumed 72.5% of le Tour de Froth IT Staff today in a horrific scene that was described by witnesses as “horrific.” Unfortunately today was the scheduled launch of a new website for the premier cycle racing event, and all IT staff members were on hand at the time of the bear attack. “This was supposed to be a celebration,” said Tour de Froth President, Les Spectacle, “instead it was a gruesome and cruel underutilization of staff efforts and resources.” Although the site still was launched, it was delayed by several hours for clean up efforts. Newly nicknamed IT Admin, Lefty Sinclair, launched the site at 9:30 PST with an appropriate tribute to the fallen IT staff. “They may be eaten, but they are not forgotten.” Investigators are still trying to determine how the bear managed to get up to the 10th floor and into the key-pass protected secure server room.
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