The fourth stage of the Tour de Froth erupted into frenzy of appeals and protests after stage three winner Holger was disqualified for whining. Holger opined: "Riding on the highway is like, really boring, 'n shit. It's like totally for geezers." His statement triggered a prompt disqualification motion by tour president, Les Spectacle. Les further commented that the tour would not tolerate "severe buzzkills" by the "Nattering Nabobs of Negativity." Responding to a question about competitor Holger's disqualification, Austen quipped, "Perhaps this will shut that German's Piehole." Fans of Tour de Froth are now looking at a brutal four way competition heading into the fifth and final stage of the 2009 Tour de Froth, and observers are noting that it could be dark horse rider and drunken sot, Tommy Burns, who sobers up to emerge from the rear of the pack in a fifth stage upset.
